THIS MOVIE WILL CONTAIN SPOILERS
.I REPEAT, THERE WILL BE SPOILERS
You can thank me some day.
Chris Johnson has the power to see two minutes into the future, or at least
his own future. That is, until he "see's" beautiful Jessica Biel in
one of his visions, taking place days or perhaps only hours into the future.
So, twice a day he hangs out at this small restaurant in Las Vegas, waiting
for her to walk in the door.
Between times, he does a mediocre job as a stage magician in a downtown Vegas
nightclub. And he also spends time gambling. Which really works well for him
since he can see the future. Works well until he foils a robbery, which leads
into the first action scene which we have seen a hundred times in the trailers.
Which made it unexciting, since there was no suspense, as we knew what was going
to happen.
Which leads us into the main plot, once more something we are all already aware
of from the trailers, terrorists have planted a Nuke in Los Angeles, and the
F.B.I. in the form of always beautiful Julianne Moore feel that Chris's talent
would be invaluable in tracking it down. The problem is, Chris is also being
tracked by the terrorists who planted the bomb. So, Chris decides to run but
not before he tries once more to meet Jessica Biel and this time he hits the
jackpot. In she walks, being stalked by an abusive ex-boyfriend. Now comes one
of the funnier moments in the film, with Chris able to see the future watching
every possible move he could make on her fail before he hits the right one to
make her willing to take a chance on him.
The next few minutes deal with Chris and Liz (Biel) getting to know each other
on a ride to Flagstaff, and being forced to stay in a motel for the night because
of a rainstorm. Chris wins points by sleeping in the car, Liz wins points by
getting out of bed in her underwear.
Which is, by the way, about her only job in this movie; to look good and be
eye-candy. That's it. Her character offers virtually nothing else, as Johnson
could have had almost the same stuff with any other character. There was no
chemistry between Biel and Cage and even with Cage using his patented 'one look
on his face that always works' style, even he could not make me believe he had
an interest in this woman. I think he had more of a connection with Moore's
F.B.I. character.
The next morning, Chris and Liz wind up in bed. Wow, that was a shock. I didn't
see that coming. Afterward, lying in the afterglow, Liz says "Maybe there
is such a thing as Destiny" referencing a comment Chris had made the day
before.
This leads into the other exciting scenes we saw already in all the trailers,
the terrorists shooting at him, an avalanche, him breaking off into a dozen
different Chris Johnson beings to track down the terrorists on a ship, and finally
the nuclear explosion.
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They are apparently at ground zero of the explosion. You know what that means
for human beings. Dead, zip, gone, blasted.
But this is when Chris WAKES UP FROM HIS FRIGGIN' VISION.
That's right, the whole film is one of his "I can't see more then two minutes
into the future but I can when I am with Liz" visions and he is still in
the motel with Liz, lying in bed. The film ends with Chris calling the F.B.I.
and telling them he will work for them.
I actually stood up as the credits started and said, "You have got to be
S*&(**^& me!" All around me, people in the audience were saying
pretty much the same thing.
Now, don't get me wrong. This is a great way to end a story like this. In a
book, or a Comic or even a TV show. But if I had to pay between $7 and $10 for
a ticket to see this I would be completely ticked off. This is what I call a
'non-ending.' Sure, we could have Next 2, but do we really want one? Not unless
they can come up with something more then just showing me the same things I
saw in the trailers, I don't.
Now, Philip K. Dick is an incredible writer. And the short story that Next is
taken from is one of his better works in my opinion. However, Next has very
little to do with that story, The Golden Man. In that story, we have a time
somewhere after a Nuclear War in which mutants have been born and are being
hunted down by the normal people. Chris Johnson here can only see about a half
an hour and is irresistible to women. And by the way, is GOLD.
Why does Hollywood feel it necessary to turn even the smallest decent story
into a bad car chase film? This movie would have been well done had they stuck
to the original story and not butchered it by making it palatable. Or pabulum
in my opinion. The original Golden Man story dealt with racism, social priorities
and the discussion of just what made a human being.
Next just deals with nothing. Wait for the DVD. Crap, no; just watch it on cable
in a few months. That way you won't be out anything.