With: Jonah Bobo, Josh Hutcherson, Tim Robbins, Kristen Stewart, and Dax Shepard
Zathura is the story of two young brothers pulled into a strange game one of
them finds hidden in the basement of an old house their father is renovating.
As they play the game, their house is found to be hurtling through space. Chris
Van Allsburg who helped with the script bases the story on his book Zathura.
I saw this one last Friday and actually had a pretty good time. While the film
is sort of preachy at times, showing the dangers of sibling fights and rivalry,
it also offers some truly fun points here and there, not to mention some amazing
special effects.
Now, I have not seen Jumanji, so when people say this is just an outer space
version of the film I can't agree or disagree. About all I can say is if Jumanji
is half as good as Zathura it must be a pretty good film.
The two brothers, Jonah Bobo and Josh Hutcherson were very talented. I was amazed
at how well they handled their parts. It did shock me to see two kids this young
handle roles that some adults would have had trouble with.
As I said, the special effects were amazing. The rings of Saturn were beautiful,
and the Zorgons were both fun and actually frightening looking. They surpassed
the aliens in War of The Worlds by about thirty points. Perhaps Mr. Cruise and
Mr. Spielberg could take a few notes from the folks here about what a scary
alien is supposed to look like.
Also meeting the boys is a tiny toy robot that is 'a robot in disguise' that
is malfunctioning and trying to kill the oldest boy, Walter. This little situation
causes even more destruction of the house then before and I had fun watching
the place get wrecked. I always had this desire to take a sledgehammer to a
house somewhere.
I loved the ships the Zorgons used; they were right out of the 1950's and fit
the game stage perfectly.
The scene where their older sister, Lisa (Stewart) gets frozen in the bathroom
was funny as well as sort of scary to some of the viewers. And when her frozen
body was being thrown around the house and down the stairs I think everyone
was laughing.
The movie is aimed straight at 10 year-old boys with its robots, alien lizards,
and brave astronauts. And from the audience I was with, it struck a strong cord.
Zathura is a complete children's adventure, a story that does have a moral but
tries to not shove it down the throat of the viewer and still has scenes and
images that will fire up the imagination of kids for a long time. It is a perfect
film for the coming holidays, when families will have some extra time.
Now for the negative stuff. Yes, at first the two boys somewhat foul mouthed
and acted very spoiled and massively selfish. It was fun to watch them grow
beyond that.
The worst part of the film was Kristen Stewart running around half-dressed.
Why did she have to strike a pose every few moments in her short panties and
tight T-shirt? The scenes with her dressed like this were a pedophiles wet dream.
The girl is only 15 years old people. There was only one reason to show her
off like this and that was to pull in older teen boys and adult males. That
is offensive, to use a child like that and yes, she is still a child.
If someone had photos of a girl in an outfit like that, that young on their
computer, they could be busted for all sorts of stuff.
What next? Dakota Fanning doing a pole dance in her next film? Maybe just appearing
topless? Haley Ramm turning hard-core tricks? I'm sorry, but kids need to be
allowed to be kids, not sex toys designed for middle aged men or horny teen-age
boys.