By Doug The Executioner

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ICE AGE: THE MELTDOWN - I really like the sloth as voiced by John Leguizamo. I thought he stole the first flick which I really liked. So, I'll probably like this one. Of course, I will be waiting for DVD for this puppy.

FAILURE TO LAUNCH - Props to Sarah Jessica Parker for not getting a nose job, but I still can't stand the woman and want to smack her when I see her. Thankfully, I live in Michigan so I don't see her too often. Teaming up with Matthew McConaughey who was brilliant in TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE NEW GENERATION this flick smells like crap to me.

V FOR VENDETTA - Um, Natalie Portman is hot. Alan Moore is a madman writer that if they manage to scratch the surface of his comic, this will be a pretty good flick. Even Natalie Portman bald is pretty hot.

INSIDE MAN - So we get Denzel Washington, Jodie Foster slumming it and the guy who played Dwight from SIN CITY in a bank robbery flick. Or is it? Who cares??

LARRY THE CABLE GUY: HEALTH INSPECTOR - What, this wasn't good enough to be a television show? Now we have to see that ugly mug on the big screen? The man is funny in a retarded kind of way, but I'm not parting with any ducats to watch this atrocity.

SLITHER - Ahhh, James Gunn doing what he does best. Making a big budget Troma film. Gore and zombies and did I mention gore. I've heard there's a pretty hot sex scene in the flick, but if Michael Rooker's in the scene how hot can it be? I'm still in therapy over having to see that man's ass in MALLRATS.

BASIC INSTINCT 2 - Isn't Sharon Stone getting kind of old and leathery to be showing off her twat on the big screen again? I mean that's the only reason anyone went to see this flick in the first place. The woman showed muff on screen. I remember when she was pretty hot and looked good naked, now that's not going to work for me.

ATL - My son says it stands for Atlanta, like in Atlanta, Georgia. He's seventeen so I tend to believe him on the whole slang thing. I do not think I am the target audience for this film and doubt I will ever see it.

There you go my minions. Opinions on flicks that are in a theater near you. Until next time I remain, Doug The Executioner