By Doug The Executioner

BENCHWARMERS - Isn't Napoleon Dynamite in this one? That should be funny. Ooo, wait isn't David Spade and Deuce Bigalow in it, too? That smells funky to me boys and girls.

THE WILD - I'm confused, didn't they already make MADAGASCAR?

TAKE THE LEAD - Antonio Banderas dancing? This will be cool if at the end he pulls out a guitar case and blows away the rest of the cast. Yeah, I don't see that happening either.

AMERICAN DREAMZ - Isn't American Idol bad enough?

SCARY MOVIE 4 - It kills me how much money this flick is making. Good for the Weinsteins. I'll watch it on video.

SENTINEL - Hmmm, Kiefer Sutherland making drastic career move by starring in 24 THE MOVIE.

FRIENDS WITH MONEY - EEEEEKKKKKKKKK!!!!!! CHICK FLICK ALERT! JENNIFER ANISTON ALLOWED TO MAKE ANOTHER MOVIE! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES IT'S THE APOCALYSPE!

SILENT HILL - I've played the games once or twice. They were suitably creepy for videogames although the video game of John Carpenter's THE THING scared me more. This flick looks really creepy. I'll actually venture to the multiplex for this one.