Savage Brothers #1 - Albuquerque cover
Written by Andrew Cosby and Johanna Stokes, Art by Rafael Albuquerque
$3.99
Review by Larry Stanley
The Savage Brothers are just two goons - dreadnecks enjoying
the apocalypse! When hell comes to earth in a supernatural apocalypse, salvage
yard owners Dale (he's the con man) and Otis (he's the muscle) don't run for
their lives. They settle in and crack some beers! Have a loved one that needs
retrieving? Call Dale and Otis - they'll hop in their Ford 150 bring 'em back,
or put 'em down, if it needs doin' More Boom! Studios mayhem in the vein of
Eric Powell's THE GOON from Zombie Tales: Death Valley and the Sci-Fi Channel
TV series EUREKA writers Andrew Cosby and Johanna Stokes.
Savage
Brothers #1 - Dave Johnson cover
And so goes the blurb from the company. I got just one tiny little question,
what is a "Dreadnek"? Frankly, theses are just two good ole boys;
shoot I used to know boys like this down home in Arkansas. These were the fellers
who would go wrestle an alligator for $10 while the smarter brother took bets
on the outcome.
They poached, not because they didn't like animals or just liked to hunt, but
because they needed to eat year round. Sure they sold the hides but that was
just business.
They fished with dynamite and often shared what they couldn't get home with,
with neighbours. They were you typical, red-neck country boys.
And here you have two red-necks trying to make a living during the Apocalypse.
Apparently, hell has opened up on Earth and it is the time of the final reckoning.
The graves have given up their dead and they walk the earth as Zombies.
And
Otis and Dale make their money and beer by tracking down and either killing
or rescuing certain zombies for people.
Say an old woman is ready to die but wants to be certain her husband is waiting
for her beyond the pearly gates; she hires Otis and Dale to put a bullet through
his head so he will be there. And she pays them off with a case of Schlitz and
her life savings.
Violent, but with an underlying context that says you just can't keep the human
race down even during the End of Days.
In their latest job, they are recruited by shadowy men in suits and ties to
find a certain Doctor in the middle Atlanta. As the boys take off, they argue
about the intelligence of traveling to a city. They have a sign that it is not
a good idea right off the bat.
"Huh. It's raining frogs."
"Yeah, must be Wednesday"
"Yeah, nothing good happens on Wednesday."
Personally, if Wednesday is 'the Rain of Frogs' I would love to know what the
rest of the days are. And how do you get used to it?
They find their prey, get him in the back of the truck, only to find themselves fired upon by shadowy men in suits and ties.
Yea, Wednesday is bad.
Escaping to safety, they discover a meeting of Zombie's and "The Head"
performing a ritual to the Dark Gods of the Undead. Hmmm? Oh, sorry; the Head
is an undead head kept in a glass jar that gives orders to his slave Zombies.
The boys see that they are about to make an offering to these Gods and decide
to become heroes.
The language of the book makes it suitable for readers probably 10 or 12 and
up. While some of the humor is a bit coarse most anyone could enjoy the book.
The violence is low keyed enough that the younger kids would not have problems
with it.
The book is filled with humor and Zombie attacks. While it is not as gory as
other books on the market, it should fill the average Horror or Zombie fan quite
well. Fun, degenerate and sassy.
"A virgin stripper, huh? Must be another sign of the Apocalypse."