Why aren't you reading Marvel Zombies?
"But Viv" you say, "Its zombies, I'm better than that"
Oh I know; believe me I know.
But…
We're not. We're really not.
If you're reading the Walking dead and not reading Marvel Zombies, well then…you're a horrible human being and I don't want to talk to you. And the same goes for those of you not reading the Walking Dead but reading Marvel Zombies.
But for those of you not reading either, well…Hell hath cast its dark shadow on us all!
Let us take a moment and talk about Marvel Zombies 3 by esteemed Messrs Kirkman, Phillips and Young. Now in Ultimate Fantastic Four (the issue number escapes me) the wondrous, wondrous team of Mike Carey and Greg Land introduce to an alternate dimension (which may or may not be the Old Marvel U.) in which a plague has swept over earth resulting in -Zombies, but no ordinary zombies, superhero Zombies. Armies are no match for them, Call the Avengers, but hark! Its Zombified Avengers, well call the X-men bu.. but ALL IS LOST!!!!!
But there is a savior, Magneto (how ironic huh? Well true irony would be making Magneto and iron(y) jokes, but I'm better than that) who sacrifices himself so that the zombies can't spread into the Ultimate Universe. That's all the recap you need, but really should check out Greg Land's zombie heroes- it's a sight so sublime that I cried (Harold, if you're reading this -joy and fear are separated by a very fine line.
Now Marvel Zombies 3 and why you are a miserable human being for not reading it.
Galactus.
Ah, I've got your attention now haven't I. Yes children, Galactus, devourer of worlds and overall terrible dresser has come to earth and he has one question - "Where is my herald?" awkward stuff, good thing Hulk there swallowed the head, so there's no proof it's the Silver Surfer apart from bits silvery corpse bits littering the landscape.
What makes this issue so fantastic as compared to…well any comic that's not Marvel Zombies is how true to character everyone is, even in Zombie form. A Zombified Captain America is yelling out tactics to subdue the Silver Surfer and a Zombified Wolverine ponders the benefits of a healing factor on decomposing flesh. Ant man in any form is truly truly devious, but here he shines, and how he shines. And poor peter Parker, guilt wracked over Aunt May and MJ, but for different reasons.

So you're saying to yourself or perhaps others "Why, this sounds terrible. Who could enjoy such an abomination?" Well, I do recommend bring the funny bone along and your sense of tact- If you thought the Ultimates was a bit much, Marvel Zombies is well…yeah, I have no words.

In summation, read this and your life will be better, it really will. You'll be popular and successful and manna will rain down from the heavens. But know this O' king of kings you will have joined a movement, a legion of human beings who realize how truly foul and black their hearts really are and know that I love you for it.

Grade- Imagine a grade so high that one gets nosebleeds for merely thinking of it.
This is one grader higher than that.